Cynical humor comes with a grain of truth…

Compliments of a friend, some thoughts for you to consider in a quiet moment, or not:

1. Borrow money from pessimists. They don’t expect it back.
2. 82.7% of statistics are made up on the spot. No, wait, that’s 87.2%.
3. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
4. A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

OK, enough of that for now – until the next time I don’t have anything to say…